You know how I have always dreamed of catching a turd in the act. Just to say my piece. So when I spotted these two from my bike, I was ready. I was this close to ripping them a fresh pair, when I realised they were using children's sidewalk chalk. Despite the flags and the balloons, they insisted it was no ones birthday, that they knew of, they just felt like decorating. I can't remember the last time I felt so good about being so wrong.